“Hey, Pel-pel, is there supposed to be something up there?” she asked timidly, with the full expectation of being clawed to death. He looked up from his blood-stained work and calmly spoke, “well, it looks like we interrupted fishing season.” To badly…
And so begins our tale where all stories begin. Once upon a time, in a video game of life and death, Seven hapless travellers sought glory, gold, and more gold (because health doesn’t flow well here). Ahem, unfortunately for those they came upon, they…
Danger abounds and slimes are rumored to lurk in the nearby forest. It’s time to finally obtain the rare health potions and bring them back to the Town of Beginnings. Or is it? To badly explain: “We found the woods, we made a map…” okay, so we didn’t m…
“I slept, I ate food, and I pooped…uh, I peed!” After a harrowing encounter with some bison, the party struggles to NOT die. To badly explain this episode Wilson toots his own horn (as he do), Clyde isn’t just cannon fodder, Tiffany is Tiffany, and Sei…