And so begins our tale where all stories begin. Once upon a time, in a video game of life and death, Seven hapless travellers sought glory, gold, and more gold (because health doesn’t flow well here). Ahem, unfortunately for those they came upon, they…
Danger abounds and slimes are rumored to lurk in the nearby forest. It’s time to finally obtain the rare health potions and bring them back to the Town of Beginnings. Or is it? To badly explain: “We found the woods, we made a map…” okay, so we didn’t m…
“I slept, I ate food, and I pooped…uh, I peed!” After a harrowing encounter with some bison, the party struggles to NOT die. To badly explain this episode Wilson toots his own horn (as he do), Clyde isn’t just cannon fodder, Tiffany is Tiffany, and Sei…
Our story starts outside of the Town of Beginnings where our party has spent the night while attempting to find the forest in the East on the first floor. While the group has only begun to establish bonds, the need to survive forces them to rely upon eac…